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Major Payne
MP
Aliases
Species Human
Gender Male
Residence The Pants Cave
Job Formerly: Military Official
Now:Sex Offender/Rapist
Affiliations PantsMan (employer)
Friends
Family
Likes Rape,
Masochism
Dislikes Vaginas
First Appearance [[Boundaries of Good Taste]]

Major Payne, a former military official who was booted from the army for his sexually violent ways. he now works for the pants-themed super-zero of canada who employs him to keep fans of the comic from making camoes or just to shut them up using unique torture methods.